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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:18
No, not a chance
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Do women like men who have slept with many women?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Can I use the LEG PRESS to build muscle?
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Astronomers discover the largest 'ultramassive' black hole ever seen - Earth.com
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why did Sumire's summoning Nue act strangely in response to Kawaki's karma?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
What are some signs that a therapist may have poor boundaries with their clients?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.